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Saturday, June 09, 2007

"So today we will take a humorous look at some questions & 
   answers relating to events written in the Bible.  Now I received this
   message a few weeks ago from one of our subscribers.   I hope
   that it will get your day started with a good laugh or two, as It has
   for me, by just reading the following.....

   Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

   A. German Shepherds.

   Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

   A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
   else was in liquidation.

   Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
   Bible?

   A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank
   of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

   Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

   A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
   in a "Fury". David's "Triumph" was heard throughout the
   land. Also, probably a "Honda," because the apostles
   were all in one "Accord."

   Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

   A. Samson. He brought the house down.

   Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as
   to why they no longer lived in Eden?

   A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

   Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
   lawbreaker in the Bible?

   A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

   Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
   wealthy?

   A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
   overflowing.

   Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in
   the Bible?

   A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

   Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

   A. Joshua, son of Nun.

   Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

   A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
   (Groannn...)

   KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND
   BUNCHES!!!!

   Friends are God's way of taking care of us....

   PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make
   coffee?

   Yup, it's in the Bible.

   Is it not written?: . . . "Hebrews"

In His Love & Service,
          Pastor Allen "


Thursday, October 19, 2006

A Student's Prayer

Lord, grant to me a quiet heart, before examinations start.
Teach me to use my leisure house, to re-invigorate my powers.

My mind from day-dreams liberate, give me the will to concentrate.
From all distractions set me free, that in my studies I may be.

A student with this sole intent, to make my work my sacrament.
From my faint heart in love expel all failure fears that therein dwell.

And from my pillow drive away all dark forebodings of that day.
Help me in faith to rest so deep, that I may have untroubled sleep.

While notes and summaries I prepare, may I not lose my zest for prayer;
And may I not forget to look for daily guidance in Thy Book.

In quietness, confidence and peace, may I find sure and swift release
From needless fears and apprehension, from outward strain and inward tension.

And may I ever grateful be to all who offer prayer for me;
While for myself I intercede, for other students would I plead.

So may examinations find each one alert in heart and mind;
This inward joy and peace possessing, exams will prove a source of blessing.


Tuesday, October 10, 2006

May the Mind of Christ

May the mind of Christ my Saviour
Live in me from day to day.
By his love and power controlling,
All I do and say,
All I do and say.

May the word of God dwell richly
In my heart from hour to hour.
So that all my see I triumph,
Only through his power,
Only through his power.

May the peace of God my father
Rule my life in everything.
That I may be calm to comfort,
Sick and sorrowing,
Sick and sorrowing.

May the love of Jesus fill me
As the waters fill the see.
His exalting, self abasing,
This is victory,
This is victory.

May I run the race before me,
Strong and brave to face the foe.
Looking only unto Jesus,
As I onward go,
As I onward go.

May your beauty rest upon me
As I seek the lost to win.
And may they forget the channel,
Seeing only him,
Seeing only him.


Words: K. B. Wilkinson
Music: Mark Peterson


Sunday, September 11, 2005



Sunday, February 20, 2005

An aura of mystery surrounds the dinosaurs. We have no doubt that these reptiles once roamed the earth; we find their fossilised remains all over the globe. What is a mystery, is when did they roam the earth, and more importantly, when did they seemingly die out?

 

In these areas, Christians have an advantage over other people. Why? Because we have the Bible, the Word of one who has always been there, always will, and knows everything. Finding out when dinosaurs first appeared on the Earth is not difficult at all. In Genesis 1:25 it states “God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.” And this was on the sixth day of Creation, some six thousand years ago. Now, as dinosaurs were land dwelling animals, it makes sense that they were Created on the same day as Adam and Eve. And no, the tyrannosaurus rex would not have had Adam and Eve for dinner as God also makes it clear that before sin, every animal was an herbivore “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and everytree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground – everything that has the breath of life in it – I give every green plant for food.” [Gen 1:29-30] (Which makes sense, as death is a result of sin, so nothing would have died before the fall of man)

 

So now we know when dinosaurs were made, when did they did out? Well, that question is very much up to interpretation. Scientists have suggested theories such as: they starved to death, died from overeating, poisoning, mammals ate their eggs, volcanic dust, poisonous gases, sunspots, meteorites, mass suicide, constipation, parasites, etc etc.

 

Personally, I believe the dinosaurs were saved from the global flood aboard Noah’s ark, and then became extinct afterwards. Evidence? Well, in Job 40, God describes the “behemoth” to Job. The behemoth’s tail “sways like a cedar and the animal “ranks first among the works of God”. Now in the footnotes, they’ve said that the behemoth is “possibly the hippopotamus or the elephant”, but can you really believe that a hippopotamus or an elephant has a tail like a cedar tree? (Remember that only the written text is inspired by God, the footnotes are not) Also, frequently in the Old Testament, there is mention of “dragons”, but no mention of “dinosaur”. This shouldn’t be surprising as the word “dinosaur” was invented by Dr Richard Owen in the 1800s. However, since the Bible was translated into English in the 1600s, we would not expect the word “dinosaur” to appear in the Bible. In passages containing the “dragon” we find that the word “dinosaur” works just as well!

 

As to why there aren’t any dinosaurs today, I suppose all the extinction factors after the flood, such as competition for food, over hunting by man, loss of habitat etc (the usual reasons for an animal to become extinct today).

 

When we look at the world through Biblical glasses, using the infallible Word of God to judge the accuracy of fallible mans’ theories, we find that some mysteries, aren’t really mysteries at all.